100 (un)interesting things about me - brace yourself

On Monday Rachel decided to play hardball and tag me for a meme where I have to list 100 things about myself. To be honest, it wasn’t as painful as I thought it would be and I came up with my 100 things pretty quick. Considering the week I've had so far, this could be a good thing. Shows the brain is still sharp.

This might be more information than you ever wanted to know about me but fortunately it’s not too much in the TMI category.

So without further ado, let’s pull the curtain back on my sick and twisted mind and see what I dug out. 

1. My porn name is Kala 122
2. In military time, I was born at 23:23
3. I am not a cat person
4. I want a dog
5. I used to have blonde hair and red hair
6. I’m jealous of my stepbrothers
7. I want to wander around Europe aimlessly
8. I slept on the floor of a train station in Germany once
9. My first kiss was at 18
10. First time I was drunk was at 19
11. I went to Graceland on Spring Break in college
12. I met Bill Clinton at a Disney Store in SF
13. I’ve thrown up in a cab – twice
14. I’ve been to a taping of Conan O’Brien, Letterman and the Daily Show in NY
15. I got to see the Olympic torch run through Times Square
16. I had my picture taken with Bucky Badger at a wedding
17. I love college football
18. I went to the U of Minn. but really wanted to go to Madison
19. I have seen the Eiffel Tower
20. I made out with a guy once after drinking a bottle of wine and forgot his name
21. I’ve been carried home drunk my girlfriends twice
22. I cannot play fooseball
23. I love playing tennis
24. My first real boyfriend was in college
25. I’ve only been in love once
26. My parents named me after I was delivered and they “looked at me”
27. My middle name is Mary, so is my mom’s
28. I’m horribly insecure
29. I wore glasses until my senior year of high school
30. I was in forensics in high school
31. I never went to prom
32. I had braces for 4 years
33. I decided to lose weight after waking up drunk on my bathroom floor two years ago
34. I tried to “smoke a bowl” a few times, unsuccessfully
35. I met my first boyfriend at a debate event
36. The first compliment I ever got was “you’re the most intelligent woman I know”
37. I worry that if something happens to my dad, I’ll be alone
38. I’m a homebody
39. I want to get married
40. I want to have kids (contrary to popular belief)
41. I struggle with depression on and off
42. I love television
43. I’m cheap
44. I fear ending up poor
45. I love purses
46. I used to look like a boy (before the boobs came in)
47. I like naked time
48. I tried internet dating but didn’t get any “bites”
49. I dated a guy who “felt up” my house
50. I dated another guy who worked with my dad (oops)
51. I’ve made out with my girlfriends for money
52. I tried to eat a guy’s Birkenstock once
53. I stayed up until 6 a.m. to take the Madrid Metro back to my hotel
54. I speak German and French
55. I love to laugh
56. I pierced my ears four times, thinking it would prove I'm a "rebel"
57. I wish I would have met my late grandmothers
58. I used to play clarinet and violin
59. I was on the TODAY show
60. I got in a catfight once on a double date
61. I’ve been in a fist fight
62. I love going to the movies
63. I eat coffee cake in the dark
64. I used to wear baggy clothes because I was embarrassed by my body
65. I work out 3-4 days a week and I’m still not totally happy with my body
66. I love to shop
67. I want to run the Chicago marathon one day
68. I don’t know if I believe in true love
69. I’ve told several friends they’re making a mistake by dating certain guys
70. I watched my friend get beaten by her boyfriend
71. I used to wear L.A. Gear shoes
72. The first movie I saw was E.T.
73. The first concert I went to was Bon Jovi
74. I have bent toes
75. I love when someone mentions me on their blog (unless it’s negative)
76. I crave acceptance by my peers
77. I might actually be “dead inside”
78. I hate inattentive parenting
79. I hate being too hot in the summer
80. I have bad circulation in my feet and hands
81. I didn’t have hair until I was 2 years old
82. My hair was white/blonde when I was a baby
83. My first car was a Plymouth Lazer
84. I loved my Honda Civic
85. I love driving
86. I hate flying
87. Everyone calls me Jess
88. As a kid, I fell off my sled and took off all the skin on one side of my face
89. I read a lot of magazines, and have a lot delivered to my house
90. I get a nervous eye tick when I’m stressed out
91. I have had a root canal (it sucks)
92. I weight train to work out my stress/anger
93. I have anger management issues
94. I wanted to be a doctor and a dancer on Solid Gold
95. I have OCD, mildly
96. I’m anal retentive and a perfectionist
97. I want my blog to grow and grow and grow
98. I like to iron clothes
99. I compulsively check my purse for my house keys
100. I like to have show fashion shows in my apartment 

Ta da!! I can't believe I did it, and I had to cut things from the list. Scary. I hope someone finds this amusing at least.

I haven't decided who will suffer this fate next, but trust, me I'll find you.

Damn it's hot in Chicago.