I love awards shows. So in honor of last night's Golden Globes, Everyday Adventures is handing out it's own fashion awards. Check out my picks and let me know if you have other celebs to nominate for an award or who you thought was the best/worst dressed from last night.
Beware, there are a ton of photos, but the humorous awards are reason enough to scroll all the way through.
Best Dressed Man (on left) - I love you! I love you! I love you!
Best Head-to-Toe Look (flawless!)
Most Tragic Loss of a Cheetah - not awful, but not her best
Best Addams Family revival - this is just so tragic, there are no words
Best Cotton Candy Fantasy - love it though, seriously
Best Wrapped in Tin Foil Look - we get it, you lost the baby weight
Best Uni-Boob - my chest hurts looking at it
Best Tumor of Fabric (look at that growth! Fab necklace)
Best Bosoms - they are taped in and looking good
Best Bird's Nest Revival - with black roots? Is this Melrose Place 1995?
Worst Posture - shoulders back young lady!
Best Birthing Hips - those kids will walk out!
Did I forget anyone? I could have included a ton more but had to restrain myself.
YESSS!!! Jim Halpert!
ReplyDeleteThis was hilarious!! :)
ReplyDeleteHahah I completely agree with ALL of these- most importantly the beauty that is Jim Halpert & the painful, painful looking uniboob Hayden's sporting.
ReplyDeleteI like your recap much, muuuch better than all those other lame Best/Worst dressed ones =)
great calls!
ReplyDeleteespecially drew...i love her...but seriously!
ugh blake lively's posture was killing me when she was presenting...
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not Maggie was the top pick on our morning show here in australia for best "on trend". Cameron Diaz in pink too but apparently the hosts loved the Cheetah thing.
ReplyDeleteI love Kate Winslet. She's a class act every time.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I thought Kate Winslet was stunning.
ReplyDeletedude blake could have looked so much hotter! she's gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteYES! I thought Blake looked great, but her posture was so bad. It really annoyed me when she was presenting the award. And I love Kate Winslet. She was amazing.
ReplyDeleteSerena's dress was too tight- girl is GORGEOUS but it did nothing for her figure...
ReplyDeleteOMG, I am cracking up at your comments, but I am loving it. You are so correct in all of your opinions.
ReplyDeleteRenee=Hot mess
Drew= Drugged out prom queen
LOL, this is hysterical. Renee Zellweger - what a disappointment! Did she not look in the mirror before leaving her house?! She needs to fire her stylist!
ReplyDeleteBest birthing hips hahahaha what a great comment!
ReplyDeleteJlo looked really bad. Kate Winslet really did look the best. I was so happy for her wins.
ReplyDeleteAlso: Cameron Diaz looked pretty bad. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Miley Cyrus looked cute, if a tad trying to hard to look mature. Mary Louise Parker looked great--love her dress!
ReplyDeleteHahaha, this is great. I love Kate Winslets ensemble. And Eva Mendes necklace -- LOVE LOVE LOVE it!! I am not a fan of Jennifer Lopez or her dress.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!! What you said about Beyonce made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!! What you said about Beyonce made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeletegive us more! give us more!!!
ReplyDeleteI love award shows because of this - all the beautiful dresses and gorgeous ladies and gentlemen!!!
ReplyDeleteLove this post:)
I still find Kate Winslet's eyebrows too dark for her light fake blonde hair..
ReplyDeleteBut the outfits were interesting to say the least!
Eva (?) would have been my favourite for the entire thing in that red stunner.
Fabulously Broke in the City
Just a girl trying to find a balance between being a Shopaholic and a Saver...
I think Kate Winslet's dress is a bit dull. She is pretty though. Also, there is so nothing wrong with Beyonce showing off her hips. Real women have curves and she rocks them.
ReplyDeleteThank you for posting this! I've been wanting to see what Rene's dress looked like and.... wow.
ReplyDeleteShocking.
Great awards! Thanks!
i'm sorry but i have to give "best boobs" to salma hayek. did you see her cha-chas? holy mother.
ReplyDeletehaha. those kids are going to walk out! haha
ReplyDeletealso, i love kate - love. but j-lo what the hell was she thinking!
Kate Winslet was absolutely flawless and perfect for the evening! Her wins were SO exciting.
ReplyDeleteAnd John? Swoon!
Gah! that really IS a tumor of fabric!
ReplyDeleteDebra Messing, with the hair and the eye makeup. Debra, sometimes, less is more.
ReplyDeleteOh Jim. You are so hot.
ReplyDeleteSome of those dresses are great. Others are just atrocious!
Oh gosh, Renee Z. always looks so good at these things, too :-( Sad. That dress would have been amazing if it didn't have the random nude cut-out.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, I'd spit on a baby for Eva Longoria's body. She looks amazing! Well, maybe not actually spit on one cause that would be mean but I'd really like Eva's figure.
ReplyDeleteI think I am the only person on the planet who like Drew's outfit. I thought she looked like a fairy princess. :)
ReplyDeleteI think Beyonce's look is my favorite...probably because I have such low expectations for her.
ReplyDeleteKate Winslet can do no wrong in my eyes. And loved the black dress she wore.
ReplyDeleteLOL at the Beyonce comment.
LOL - your descriptions are the best - especially Drew's and Beyonce's!
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch the Golden Globes, but now I feel like I did. Loved your awards!
ReplyDeletekate was by far one of the best of the night, love her. and blake's dress was so unflattering on her, or perhaps it really was just her awful posture, yikes.
ReplyDeletelol loveeedddd your awards! :)
ReplyDeleteGiven I missed the GG's, this was a great recap. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteUmmm.. I thought I was the only one who loved Jim from the office!
ReplyDeleteHe is adorable!
Great post! I agree - Kate Winslet looked fab-
Oh my god I agree 100% with your categories. You had me laughing. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd seriously - what was up with Drew Barrymore's hair?
Don't you just wish you had a reason to wear one of these in your own life though? I have a silver crushed velvet floor-length number that I've been hanging onto since college JUST IN CASE. Oddly, its still stylish.
ReplyDeleteMe + John Krasinski = true love forever. And lots of babies. For real.
ReplyDeleteAgree 100 percent on Kate Winslet. She's my hero. As for Drew Barrymore, while she is traditionally one of my hollywood favorites, I'm concerned that something (i.e. insects) got lost/made a home in her hair and she had no idea.
ReplyDeleteWow, spot on. I was with you from the moment I saw John Krasinski, but the tumor fabric and bird's nest KILLED ME.
ReplyDeleteAgreed!
ReplyDeleteRenee could not have been any more tragic, Kate Winslet couldn't have been more polished and Blake Lively couldn't have been more I'm sooo over this, when can we all go get wasted?