My Golden Globe fashion wrap up got such a great response that I thought I would do a recap of the SAG Awards.
Normally, I don't watch the SAG Awards because it's the "stepchild award show." People recognize it, but it doesn't matter as much as the big shows. And the pickings last night were a little tough so I hope this doesn't disappoint.
So without further ado, here is my wrap up, let me know if you have people to add to the list!
Man my uterus wants to give babies to (no shock, I know)
Best use of dyed toilet paper as draping
Most likely to give the milk away for free
Best reinvention of a mumu (she's gorgeous but "phoning it in")
Most in need of chicken cutlets (faux boobs are a wonderful thing)
Best dressed woman (tie - both flawless and age-appropriate)
Best channeling of Mr. Roboto (sick figure though)
Frumpiest boobs (she just looks uncomfortable, come on Liz Lemon!)
Best Dumbo boobs (the woman could take flight)
Best Saran Wrap silhouette (love the color and great shape)
Most in need of a cheeseburger, or four (the emaciated look is so 1990s)
If you guys still enjoy this, I will do one for the Oscars, which are the Super Bowl/holy grail of fashion events.
Happy Monday!
*clapping* bravo! bravo!
ReplyDelete(can't wait to see your oscar reviews!!)
I LOVED Kate Winslet's dress
ReplyDeleteCompletely agree with your top two, uterus craving and for sure the chicken cutlets. And while I love them both, Kate Holmes and Emily Blunt (as well as Olivia Wilde) looked pointy in all the wrong places.
ReplyDeleteI all kinds of love that Kate has real woman hips.
ReplyDeleteLove.
Kate Winslet look amazing yet again. I love how her dress showed her shapely figure and that it showed you do not have to be a size zero to look amazing, even in Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteI also really liked the color of Christina Applegates dress. The kelly green. I did not care to much for the dress but loved the color.
I did not really like Angelina's dress but when I saw it my first thought was that dress is the perfect "I'm having a fat day" dress. Not that she has them but you can tell she is comfortable and it hides all the areas that can make one feel fat.
Recap well done.
I absolutely loved Kate Winslets dress. I agree with you on American Ferrera and Katie Holmes. And the Claire Danes comment was hilarious! I cannot wait for the Oscars now...
ReplyDeleteLoved the dresses Kate Winslet and Laura Linney were wearing. Complete agree with you.
ReplyDeleteUgh, Tina Fey's dress looks more like a cocktail dress. I know it's not one of the major awards shows, but it's an awards show nonetheless. Step up your game TF.
Laura Linney looks marvelous as does Kate.
ReplyDeleteI am afraid of what is happening to the robot-wife of Tom Cruise.
You can't have Jim's babies! I want to have Jim's babies!! :)
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, please do this for the Oscars. I'm a bit hooked!
I am clearly alone in this, but I think Kate Winslet's dress makes her look like someone did a horrible photoshop job on the bottom. It seriously looks like a cutout of 2 different pictures put together. I do like the color though.
ReplyDeleteI 100% agree on your man choice. As for Katie H it looks like she's channeling Posh Spice, which is only a good idea 1% of the time.
ReplyDeleteI'm loving your fashion wrap-ups. What I love even more are your pictures of my future husband (I'll fight you for him).
ReplyDeleteangelina looked like crap, well her dress did at least. AND i think cojo gave her best dressed on ET or something like that. i don't get it.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Angelina has one style of dress,in like 4 colors (black,white,grey,blue) - I know she's supposed to be all 'serious' now,but damn,she doesn't need to be old before her time!She's totally wasting her beauty.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree with Kate Winslet. But I feel I have let you down as I don't know who that top guy is...
ReplyDeleteMy uterus is likely to fight yours over housing John's babies. I love him.
ReplyDeleteAnd Kate Winslet looked fabulous. I adore her.
kate winslet is looking really good these days...but whenever i see paula abdul she always looks crazy.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Lemon. What's with the freaky boobs?? Although, I did like the dress, just not on her.
ReplyDeleteSO glad you did this...it's better than the spread in People! I LOVE Kate and her dress! I think Claire's dress is gorgeous too. I hope you do the Oscars!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but what is up with Katie's boobs?! Ya got money sister, wear the proper undergarments! Seriously.
ReplyDeleteLove it. Can't wait for the Oscar recap, but um. Yeah I think my oscar party is off. Book club that night instead. Sorry!
ReplyDeletekate's dress = LOVE.
ReplyDeleteamerica ferrera's dress reminded me of draped pantyhose.
Did you all see The Reader? Kate Winslet is A to the Mazing, as usual.
ReplyDeleteIs that America Ferrera with the toilet paper? That dress is terrible.
ReplyDeletePaula looked like a hot mess!
ReplyDeleteWhen you get a chance, stop by my blog, I have an award for you!
totally agree with it all. i was also a fan of laura linney's dress, don't know why i didn't add it to my blog. but seriously, some of the other outfits just left me stumped.
ReplyDeleteI have to disagree with you on Tina Fey - I think she looks adorable!
ReplyDeleteBut I 100% agree with you on Katie Holmes - it looks like her head is about to fall off because she can no longer support it.
Encore! Encore!
ReplyDeleteKate Winslet is so beautiful! She's one of the only women in Hollywood whose body I TRULY find sexy.
ReplyDeleteI also love Claire Danes' dress, though she has few curves.
Keep up the fashion awards blogs -- I love!
I 100% agree with your best dressed picks. They looked gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteYES! I love these.
ReplyDeleteI agree with best dressed. Both woman looked fantastic and they're both way talented.
ANd please feed those two actresses. They need it. STAT.