On Monday Rachel decided to play hardball and tag me for a meme where I have to list 100 things about myself. To be honest, it wasn’t as painful as I thought it would be and I came up with my 100 things pretty quick. Considering the week I've had so far, this could be a good thing. Shows the brain is still sharp.
This might be more information than you ever wanted to know about me but fortunately it’s not too much in the TMI category.
So without further ado, let’s pull the curtain back on my sick and twisted mind and see what I dug out.
- My porn name is Kala 122
- In military time, I was born at 23:23
- I am not a cat person
- I want a dog
- I used to have blonde hair and red hair
- I’m jealous of my stepbrothers
- I want to wander around Europe aimlessly
- I slept on the floor of a train station in Germany once
- My first kiss was at 18
- First time I was drunk was at 19
- I went to Graceland on Spring Break in college
- I met Bill Clinton at a Disney Store in SF
- I’ve thrown up in a cab – twice
- I’ve been to a taping of Conan O’Brien, Letterman and the Daily Show in NY
- I got to see the Olympic torch run through Times Square
- I had my picture taken with Bucky Badger at a wedding
- I love college football
- I went to the U of Minn. but really wanted to go to Madison
- I have seen the Eiffel Tower
- I made out with a guy once after drinking a bottle of wine and forgot his name
- I’ve been carried home drunk my girlfriends twice
- I cannot play fooseball
- I love playing tennis
- My first real boyfriend was in college
- I’ve only been in love once
- My parents named me after I was delivered and they “looked at me”
- My middle name is Mary, so is my mom’s
- I’m horribly insecure
- I wore glasses until my senior year of high school
- I was in forensics in high school
- I never went to prom
- I had braces for 4 years
- I decided to lose weight after waking up drunk on my bathroom floor two years ago
- I tried to “smoke a bowl” a few times, unsuccessfully
- I met my first boyfriend at a debate event
- The first compliment I ever got was “you’re the most intelligent woman I know”
- I worry that if something happens to my dad, I’ll be alone
- I’m a homebody
- I want to get married
- I want to have kids (contrary to popular belief)
- I struggle with depression on and off
- I love television
- I’m cheap
- I fear ending up poor
- I love purses
- I used to look like a boy (before the boobs came in)
- I like naked time
- I tried internet dating but didn’t get any “bites”
- I dated a guy who “felt up” my house
- I dated another guy who worked with my dad (oops)
- I’ve made out with my girlfriends for money
- I tried to eat a guy’s Birkenstock once
- I stayed up until 6 a.m. to take the Madrid Metro back to my hotel
- I speak German and French
- I love to laugh
- I pierced my ears four times, thinking it would prove I'm a "rebel"
- I wish I would have met my late grandmothers
- I used to play clarinet and violin
- I was on the TODAY show
- I got in a catfight once on a double date
- I’ve been in a fist fight
- I love going to the movies
- I eat coffee cake in the dark
- I used to wear baggy clothes because I was embarrassed by my body
- I work out 3-4 days a week and I’m still not totally happy with my body
- I love to shop
- I want to run the Chicago marathon one day
- I don’t know if I believe in true love
- I’ve told several friends they’re making a mistake by dating certain guys
- I watched my friend get beaten by her boyfriend
- I used to wear L.A. Gear shoes
- The first movie I saw was E.T.
- The first concert I went to was Bon Jovi
- I have bent toes
- I love when someone mentions me on their blog (unless it’s negative)
- I crave acceptance by my peers
- I might actually be “dead inside”
- I hate inattentive parenting
- I hate being too hot in the summer
- I have bad circulation in my feet and hands
- I didn’t have hair until I was 2 years old
- My hair was white/blonde when I was a baby
- My first car was a Plymouth Lazer
- I loved my Honda Civic
- I love driving
- I hate flying
- Everyone calls me Jess
- As a kid, I fell off my sled and took off all the skin on one side of my face
- I read a lot of magazines, and have a lot delivered to my house
- I get a nervous eye tick when I’m stressed out
- I have had a root canal (it sucks)
- I weight train to work out my stress/anger
- I have anger management issues
- I wanted to be a doctor and a dancer on Solid Gold
- I have OCD, mildly
- I’m anal retentive and a perfectionist
- I want my blog to grow and grow and grow
- I like to iron clothes
- I compulsively check my purse for my house keys
- I like to have show fashion shows in my apartment
Ta da!! I can't believe I did it, and I had to cut things from the list. Scary. I hope someone finds this amusing at least.
I haven't decided who will suffer this fate next, but trust, me I'll find you.
Damn it's hot in Chicago.
23 comments:
I am so IMPRESSED!
This is my first comment with my new Macbook.
Feel special! I figured I owed you after all of the great help you gave me!!!
See you didn't die from a brain hemorrhage. Really interesting stuff (ex you met Bill!, you were on the Today show!)
Fun!! It actually wasn't bad to read at all! :)
This is really interesting. I love finding out interesting random facts about people.
Wow.
It was actually quite fun to read. I'm generally fascinated by other people and what they're like, so I don't mind reading lists like these.
It really IS hot in Chicago! ::dies::
I want to run the Chicago Marathon some day too! Maybe we can be running buddies!
Wow.
Impressed! It WAS interesting. :)
ha!
9,26,80 and 81, me too!
oh, and 56 only I did it 6 times.
hee hee!
Good list! We have some stuff in common: My hair has been blonde and red, I speak German and French, I used to play the clarinet. =)
When I did my 100 things list, I could have kept on going! Hehe
Hi JB...I know you were having a really stressful week this week -- I can see it in some of your notes here. Hang in there (and you don't need to worry about working out all the time now...you look GREAT!).
Being fat and materialistic is not good. Check your employer's health plan and get some therapy.
nope nope nope anonymous, you go find therapy, at least get enough help to be brave enough to leave your name.
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You said you wanted your blog to grow and grow and grow- that can only happen with anonymous jerks! That's how you know you've made it ;).
I liked this list, and let me just say.. you've done SO MUCH!!
Don't forget you have a brother named Andrew Braun and a stepbrother named Andrew Brown and a sister-in-law named Jessica Braun. Damn does our family like to keep things simple! ;)
this was GREAT! i don't always read those lists all the way through but you had a great flow to yours.
and, i think we have a lot in common.
I love reading people's 100 things lists! Yours is great! :)
And, people who leave anonymous comments are lame!
So you may have WANTED to go to Madison, but you LOVED the U, right?!
you need to blog about your double-date catfight!
I found you through 20sb and really enjoyed your list! As a badger, it was fun to see a few references to UW :)
I was bald until age 2 as well!
So...I think we might be the same person. Just had to put that out there. It's actually kind of creepy how much on that list would be on my list too!
everyone should make list with such abandonment, and then READ ones own list from third party view, would possibly learn much of ones self.
really interesting stuff! seriously! i just do this too and it seems hard at first but then you get on a roll! i'm slightly OCD too! though i've never been diagnosed...i just now i am...
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