Monday, January 12, 2009

My Golden Globe fashion awards

I love awards shows. So in honor of last night's Golden Globes, Everyday Adventures is handing out it's own fashion awards. Check out my picks and let me know if you have other celebs to nominate for an award or who you thought was the best/worst dressed from last night.

Beware, there are a ton of photos, but the humorous awards are reason enough to scroll all the way through.

Best Dressed Man (on left) - I love you! I love you! I love you!

Best Head-to-Toe Look (flawless!)

Most Tragic Loss of  a Cheetah - not awful, but not her best

Best Addams Family revival - this is just so tragic, there are no words

Best Cotton Candy Fantasy - love it though, seriously

Best Wrapped in Tin Foil Look - we get it, you lost the baby weight

Best Uni-Boob - my chest hurts looking at it

Best Tumor of Fabric (look at that growth! Fab necklace)

Best Bosoms - they are taped in and looking good

Best Bird's Nest Revival - with black roots? Is this Melrose Place 1995?

Worst Posture - shoulders back young lady!

Best Birthing Hips - those kids will walk out!

Did I forget anyone? I could have included a ton more but had to restrain myself.

47 comments:

Tipp said...

YESSS!!! Jim Halpert!

Lacey Bean said...

This was hilarious!! :)

Melissa said...

Hahah I completely agree with ALL of these- most importantly the beauty that is Jim Halpert & the painful, painful looking uniboob Hayden's sporting.
I like your recap much, muuuch better than all those other lame Best/Worst dressed ones =)

getdone said...

great calls!

especially drew...i love her...but seriously!

chitowndebutante said...

ugh blake lively's posture was killing me when she was presenting...

Caz said...

Believe it or not Maggie was the top pick on our morning show here in australia for best "on trend". Cameron Diaz in pink too but apparently the hosts loved the Cheetah thing.

Heidi Renée said...

I love Kate Winslet. She's a class act every time.

Erin said...

Too funny. I thought Kate Winslet was stunning.

Maxie said...

dude blake could have looked so much hotter! she's gorgeous!

Ashley D said...

YES! I thought Blake looked great, but her posture was so bad. It really annoyed me when she was presenting the award. And I love Kate Winslet. She was amazing.

TKTC said...

Serena's dress was too tight- girl is GORGEOUS but it did nothing for her figure...

Classy in Philadelphia said...

OMG, I am cracking up at your comments, but I am loving it. You are so correct in all of your opinions.

Renee=Hot mess
Drew= Drugged out prom queen

Missy said...

LOL, this is hysterical. Renee Zellweger - what a disappointment! Did she not look in the mirror before leaving her house?! She needs to fire her stylist!

Angela said...

Best birthing hips hahahaha what a great comment!

LBluca77 said...

Jlo looked really bad. Kate Winslet really did look the best. I was so happy for her wins.

Heidi Renée said...

Also: Cameron Diaz looked pretty bad. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Miley Cyrus looked cute, if a tad trying to hard to look mature. Mary Louise Parker looked great--love her dress!

Mandy said...

Hahaha, this is great. I love Kate Winslets ensemble. And Eva Mendes necklace -- LOVE LOVE LOVE it!! I am not a fan of Jennifer Lopez or her dress.

reederscorner said...

Hilarious!!! What you said about Beyonce made me laugh out loud!

reederscorner said...

Hilarious!!! What you said about Beyonce made me laugh out loud!

Blaez said...

give us more! give us more!!!

Maki said...

I love award shows because of this - all the beautiful dresses and gorgeous ladies and gentlemen!!!

Love this post:)

Fabulously Broke said...

I still find Kate Winslet's eyebrows too dark for her light fake blonde hair..

But the outfits were interesting to say the least!

Eva (?) would have been my favourite for the entire thing in that red stunner.

Fabulously Broke in the City
Just a girl trying to find a balance between being a Shopaholic and a Saver...

liz said...

I think Kate Winslet's dress is a bit dull. She is pretty though. Also, there is so nothing wrong with Beyonce showing off her hips. Real women have curves and she rocks them.

Kyla Bea said...

Thank you for posting this! I've been wanting to see what Rene's dress looked like and.... wow.

Shocking.

Great awards! Thanks!

thatShortChick said...

i'm sorry but i have to give "best boobs" to salma hayek. did you see her cha-chas? holy mother.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

haha. those kids are going to walk out! haha

also, i love kate - love. but j-lo what the hell was she thinking!

EP said...

Kate Winslet was absolutely flawless and perfect for the evening! Her wins were SO exciting.

And John? Swoon!

Deutlich said...

Gah! that really IS a tumor of fabric!

Cheryl said...

Debra Messing, with the hair and the eye makeup. Debra, sometimes, less is more.

Jamie said...

Oh Jim. You are so hot.

Some of those dresses are great. Others are just atrocious!

A Super Girl said...

Oh gosh, Renee Z. always looks so good at these things, too :-( Sad. That dress would have been amazing if it didn't have the random nude cut-out.

Miss Marie said...

Oh my gosh, I'd spit on a baby for Eva Longoria's body. She looks amazing! Well, maybe not actually spit on one cause that would be mean but I'd really like Eva's figure.

Ray said...

I think I am the only person on the planet who like Drew's outfit. I thought she looked like a fairy princess. :)

Megkathleen said...

I think Beyonce's look is my favorite...probably because I have such low expectations for her.

SA said...

Kate Winslet can do no wrong in my eyes. And loved the black dress she wore.

LOL at the Beyonce comment.

Katie Killary said...

LOL - your descriptions are the best - especially Drew's and Beyonce's!

lifeintheleftlane said...

I didn't watch the Golden Globes, but now I feel like I did. Loved your awards!

Katelin said...

kate was by far one of the best of the night, love her. and blake's dress was so unflattering on her, or perhaps it really was just her awful posture, yikes.

Little Miss said...

lol loveeedddd your awards! :)

SoMi's Nilsa said...

Given I missed the GG's, this was a great recap. Thanks!

Moi said...

Ummm.. I thought I was the only one who loved Jim from the office!
He is adorable!
Great post! I agree - Kate Winslet looked fab-

Lauren said...

Oh my god I agree 100% with your categories. You had me laughing. :)

And seriously - what was up with Drew Barrymore's hair?

RebeccaC said...

Don't you just wish you had a reason to wear one of these in your own life though? I have a silver crushed velvet floor-length number that I've been hanging onto since college JUST IN CASE. Oddly, its still stylish.

Princess Pointful said...

Me + John Krasinski = true love forever. And lots of babies. For real.

Megan said...

Agree 100 percent on Kate Winslet. She's my hero. As for Drew Barrymore, while she is traditionally one of my hollywood favorites, I'm concerned that something (i.e. insects) got lost/made a home in her hair and she had no idea.

Shannalee said...

Wow, spot on. I was with you from the moment I saw John Krasinski, but the tumor fabric and bird's nest KILLED ME.

elle michelle said...

Agreed!

Renee could not have been any more tragic, Kate Winslet couldn't have been more polished and Blake Lively couldn't have been more I'm sooo over this, when can we all go get wasted?