Monday, January 26, 2009

My SAG Award fashion wrap up

My Golden Globe fashion wrap up got such a great response that I thought I would do a recap of the SAG Awards.

Normally, I don't watch the SAG Awards because it's the "stepchild award show." People recognize it, but it doesn't matter as much as the big shows. And the pickings last night were a little tough so I hope this doesn't disappoint.

So without further ado, here is my wrap up, let me know if you have people to add to the list!

Man my uterus wants to give babies to (no shock, I know)

Best use of dyed toilet paper as draping

Most likely to give the milk away for free 

Best reinvention of a mumu (she's gorgeous but "phoning it in")

Most in need of chicken cutlets (faux boobs are a wonderful thing) 

Best dressed woman (tie - both flawless and age-appropriate) 


Best channeling of Mr. Roboto (sick figure though)

Frumpiest boobs (she just looks uncomfortable, come on Liz Lemon!)

Best Dumbo boobs (the woman could take flight)

Best Saran Wrap silhouette (love the color and great shape)

Most in need of a cheeseburger, or four (the emaciated look is so 1990s)

If you guys still enjoy this, I will do one for the Oscars, which are the Super Bowl/holy grail of fashion events.

Happy Monday!

32 comments:

Blaez said...

*clapping* bravo! bravo!

(can't wait to see your oscar reviews!!)

Rachel said...

I LOVED Kate Winslet's dress

TKTC said...

Completely agree with your top two, uterus craving and for sure the chicken cutlets. And while I love them both, Kate Holmes and Emily Blunt (as well as Olivia Wilde) looked pointy in all the wrong places.

Deutlich said...

I all kinds of love that Kate has real woman hips.

Love.

LBluca77 said...

Kate Winslet look amazing yet again. I love how her dress showed her shapely figure and that it showed you do not have to be a size zero to look amazing, even in Hollywood.

I also really liked the color of Christina Applegates dress. The kelly green. I did not care to much for the dress but loved the color.

I did not really like Angelina's dress but when I saw it my first thought was that dress is the perfect "I'm having a fat day" dress. Not that she has them but you can tell she is comfortable and it hides all the areas that can make one feel fat.

Recap well done.

Mandy said...

I absolutely loved Kate Winslets dress. I agree with you on American Ferrera and Katie Holmes. And the Claire Danes comment was hilarious! I cannot wait for the Oscars now...

SA said...

Loved the dresses Kate Winslet and Laura Linney were wearing. Complete agree with you.

Ugh, Tina Fey's dress looks more like a cocktail dress. I know it's not one of the major awards shows, but it's an awards show nonetheless. Step up your game TF.

chitowndebutante said...

Laura Linney looks marvelous as does Kate.

I am afraid of what is happening to the robot-wife of Tom Cruise.

Melissa said...

You can't have Jim's babies! I want to have Jim's babies!! :)
And yes, please do this for the Oscars. I'm a bit hooked!

Arielle said...

I am clearly alone in this, but I think Kate Winslet's dress makes her look like someone did a horrible photoshop job on the bottom. It seriously looks like a cutout of 2 different pictures put together. I do like the color though.

Megan said...

I 100% agree on your man choice. As for Katie H it looks like she's channeling Posh Spice, which is only a good idea 1% of the time.

Miss Grace said...

I'm loving your fashion wrap-ups. What I love even more are your pictures of my future husband (I'll fight you for him).

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

angelina looked like crap, well her dress did at least. AND i think cojo gave her best dressed on ET or something like that. i don't get it.

Penny said...

It looks like Angelina has one style of dress,in like 4 colors (black,white,grey,blue) - I know she's supposed to be all 'serious' now,but damn,she doesn't need to be old before her time!She's totally wasting her beauty.

L.C.T. said...

Totally agree with Kate Winslet. But I feel I have let you down as I don't know who that top guy is...

Jamie said...

My uterus is likely to fight yours over housing John's babies. I love him.

And Kate Winslet looked fabulous. I adore her.

PoisonIvy068 said...

kate winslet is looking really good these days...but whenever i see paula abdul she always looks crazy.

Ray said...

Seriously, Lemon. What's with the freaky boobs?? Although, I did like the dress, just not on her.

The New Black said...

SO glad you did this...it's better than the spread in People! I LOVE Kate and her dress! I think Claire's dress is gorgeous too. I hope you do the Oscars!

Once A Bride said...

I'm sorry, but what is up with Katie's boobs?! Ya got money sister, wear the proper undergarments! Seriously.

Cheryl said...

Love it. Can't wait for the Oscar recap, but um. Yeah I think my oscar party is off. Book club that night instead. Sorry!

thatShortChick said...

kate's dress = LOVE.

america ferrera's dress reminded me of draped pantyhose.

DomestiGals said...

Did you all see The Reader? Kate Winslet is A to the Mazing, as usual.

Kate said...

Is that America Ferrera with the toilet paper? That dress is terrible.

Rosemarie said...

Paula looked like a hot mess!

When you get a chance, stop by my blog, I have an award for you!

Katelin said...

totally agree with it all. i was also a fan of laura linney's dress, don't know why i didn't add it to my blog. but seriously, some of the other outfits just left me stumped.

Megkathleen said...

I have to disagree with you on Tina Fey - I think she looks adorable!

But I 100% agree with you on Katie Holmes - it looks like her head is about to fall off because she can no longer support it.

Colleen said...

Encore! Encore!

goodgirlgoneblog said...

Haha Dumbo boobs!

Bobbie said...

Kate Winslet is so beautiful! She's one of the only women in Hollywood whose body I TRULY find sexy.

I also love Claire Danes' dress, though she has few curves.

Keep up the fashion awards blogs -- I love!

Maxie said...

I 100% agree with your best dressed picks. They looked gorgeous.

Lauren said...

YES! I love these.

I agree with best dressed. Both woman looked fantastic and they're both way talented.

ANd please feed those two actresses. They need it. STAT.