Unfortunately, because of my cringe-inducing Thursday-night events, I was not drinking (but did have two sips of a shot before my stomach started kicking me around again) so I have a very clear memory of the night's events. And at the end of the night, my friends KMo and Sarah were also right, I had to wash every single article of clothing immediately. My hair still smells like strip club too.
We were treated to four dancers at the strip club, Giovanni, Hot Joe, some unnamed guy in a peach G-string and Andy-something (I wasn't listening to closely apparently to his name) and the dancers definitely got better as the night went on. The bachelorette party I was with voted "Hot Joe" as the best of the bunch and of course, with half of the group intoxicated and with pocket-fuls of $1 bills, there were many random, yet humorous quotes that came from the night. The other four bachelorette parties that were in the crowd helped contribute to this list too.
I've listed a few below for you all to enjoy. I'll let you imagine the context for each:
- "Oh my"
- "I don't want to burn you"
- "That's not sanitary"
- "Bring out the bucket"
- "OMG there's a tassel"
- "He's limber"
In addition to taking pictures and stuffing $1 bills down the bride's shirt for the strippers to remove, someone managed to stuff a $1 bill in my shirt, which I could not remove before the stripper in the peach G-string and pierced nipples, came over and helped me donate a few more dollars to his "bucket" for the night. Yes, he was sweaty and sadly it was only mildly hot.
I can't really describe some of the images I saw last night, some made me definitely blush and say, "whoa look at that." I might have looked like a first-timer, but I could still holler, clap and wave bills like the rest of the ladies. At the end of the night, some ladies, who were definitely overserved, got up and started swinging on the poles themselves while the guys worked the crowd. I won't lie, I was very tempted to go up and do a swing-around myself, but after watching one girl lick part of the pole, I decided not to. Next time.
I don't know if I'll be attending the Airport Lounge again but I'm glad I can cross "go to a strip club" off my "to do" list. There is a rumor that someone took a picture of me donating to my stripper's "bucket" but I'll have to confirm before deciding if it should be posted.
Also, I'm fitted for my bridesmaid dress and I won't lie, I have never felt that thin in a dress or that kind of princess-y pretty in a while.